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Thursday, November 1, 2007 9:08 PM
-------------------------- First of all is the return of Ng Back Hon. The thousand-year-old devil is back with a real critical force which will strike against the BIG, leaving no survivors and destruction all over. We, the BIG, need to then build up an even more stronger defence force, not via deterrence or diplomacy, but via our own secret tactic which we will not reveal. However this may not be the best method of countering the presence of Ng Back Hon As secondly, the change in location of the BIG homeground or base. The current location of BIG is simply the best to look out for and is able to see all 4 directions. But the new BIG base is a bit different, cos our rival E3 was just beside us all the while and now they are blocking our view of the stairs aka the road to the fifth floor. As that stairs is the very main access to the fourth floor and with the blockage from E3, its very difficult for the BIG to detect incoming danger or threat. But nonetheless we still need to endure and set up strong defences. Third, the mighty 'o' level is the threat that possess this thing called 'stress' that is whatever-broune and can affect one greatly. BIG will face this sooner or later, and we will have to stop doing what we're best at, which will result in Withdrawal Symtoms. So whether we can take it or not depends on the person itself. They say -ve x -ve = +ve. So Withdrawal Symtoms x Stress = everything-is-alright. We have nothing to fear, so 'put horse come here'!! This is just some recent research found by BIG member ariston. Update the post for more news and info.
-------------------------- Alright the good news is that I AM BACK!!! Yes, i am back in action for the BIG, so be prepared, to face the best. Hahahahaha Well, k, overdoing it. Anyway, i am back because i think i can manage myself to practise selfcontrol not to play cards anymore. And, some wanted a BIG study group. Which i felt happy if i am in it. Plus, i am part of the bowling trio, so, how can i leave BIG?? I duno. Bad news. NO NEED PLAY ALREADY!!! (SHOWING PAIR TEE AND 3 CLUB) PAIR TEE YEAH!!!!!! Hahaha. ur best is back. Hahaha, but dun worry, i wont play cards. I will promise not to insult anymore. Cos this time, i know, play time is over. Its time to get serious. My goal is to score very very very well for O level. So those who really want to score well for o level, study together?? I dun mind. I will start to open my route to 2008!!!
-------------------------- BIG is still expanding its club to a new join-handed group: BIG bowling group. initially only comprise of 3 members: ariston (me lah, the ankleman), shu an and damian. they are the main members of the BIG bowling and ariston is the founder of the group. the founding of this group has its advantages, that is the BIG bowling also believes in the original BIG way and standard- insulting, wa f*** lah etc. this is to maintain BIG spirit and if BIG WERE to be fallen, BIG bowling is there to revive. this in turn, helps shu an to reconsider a bit, but as BIG bowling founder, i support of what he believes in. and do not assume that BIG will fall (i hope not...) because in the year 2008 after 'o' levels, it will be START START START!!! therefore i hope that BIG will clench the last hope of not being fallen and endure til the end of 'o' level. continue to support BIG, not asking to you to be indulging in taiteelism too much becos 'o' level will bring more stress and maybe affect the results. BIG still owns!! (remember that)
-------------------------- Well, today, we manage to learn a new game today. Its call cheat/bluff. Well its easy, i think everyone had play this before. So no need me to say. Well the best who can bluff everyone, ariston. Y leh, he is also bluffing his mother. So dun be suprise. Then followed by yunting. Well, his case exceptional ba. Anyway, today the few top elites went to play basketball at the basketball court. First, they started with a netball. After the netball went into the bushes, we cant find it. Instead, we found a soccer ball instead. With much fun and entertainment purpose, we peel off all the skin of the soccer ball. Then after that found a basketball. Played soccer 2v2. Ariston, Beston and damian vs Gabriel, Weida and i. Well, we manage to score 2-0 and won. I goal is from the keeper, which is me la. Hahaha. Ariston and beston didnt manage to score due to some reasons. Beston fall down when trying to get pass me, and ariston not on form. Gabriel leh, how he score. He saw damian coming up. I pass the ball to him. Damian tried to rush back. But gabriel just shot from far and won the point. Well, the next goal is from me. Well, its tough. I dash pass both ariston and beston and shoot. Damian didnt manage to catch. And it score. Well, i still prefer midfielder. Play basketball after that. Ariston, Weida and I against Beston, Gabriel and Damian. Well, we manage to score 2-2. Draw. The whole thing very complicated. So i wont bother to elaborate. The bowling trio went to bowling on NYAA of bowling after that. Shu An, which is me, asked the trainer. Teacher, still remember me or not?? Then he dare answer yes. K he die. Y leh, cos this is the first time i attend the NYAA course ma. Ariston almost had a clean game today, damian had a score of 103, 89 and 59. Ariston had a score of 226 (crazy right), 135 and 62 (siao, so low). I leh, had a score of 114, 98 and 128. Considered ok la. Average. Then i today quite bastard la.I admit. I coop all the robotics food. Haha. Well, actually, steven bought the fries for all of us. Then all finish except for this 2 boys la. I also very sian. Make some joke. Go there, why u all keep cooping, then snatch all the fries with the chilli and walk back to my lane. The instructor see me laugh like crazy like that. Well, this is my last post. For this blogs username and password, it will remain the same. And dun expect me to help u all change the url one by one. Make me reformat my com for nothing.
-------------------------- Firstly, both felt that the BIG is really affecting their results, which kinda make them very depress. Even though its not true, they are unable to accept the fact that they did so badly and decided to make full use of time and start studying for O levels. Secondly, both felt tired of insulting, doing the pair tee yeah and ting ting. They are tired of playing cards. So, they decided to quite and not play cards for the mean time, and study as hard as possible. Little did they know that the withdrawl symtom do exist and they will have it once they stop, so, they will gradually come back for sure. Thirdly, they feel that they disappointed alot of people, especially their teachers and parents. Wats worse, they are also very depress now, so they wanted this time to cool down. But they duno, playing cards is the best way of curing depression too. So, this 2 noobs will have to wait a long long time. Well, without this top elites, we are not sure of our title of the best in the world. But they will come back soon, so, no need to worry. When they come back, the elites will be waiting for them.
-------------------------- This is a very fun game, and does not have a limit in playership, but it is recommended that the maximum no. of players should be 6. Gameplay/Objectives In this game, the main objective is to remain the sole survivor of the game, which means eliminating anyone. Firstly, 4 cards are dealt to each player. At the beginning, the players place down a card and take up another card, therefore their hand should always have 4 cards. After the cards are dealt out, the top card is selected as the first card, and its value is the starting value for others to follow. For example, if a card of value 8 is shown, therefore the starting value is 8. The only exception in which the card value cannot be used is 4, 5, Jack, Queen, King or the Ace of Spades, and these ‘power cards’ shall be explained later. Using the previous example, the player to the left of the dealer starts first- if he puts down a card of value 10, the value 10 is added to the former card, therefore 8+10=18. The next player puts a card of his choice, and that value is added to 18, and so forth until the number reaches a certain value in which a player cannot counter- there the person must play a power card or be eliminated. The maximum value is capped at 99. This game is also continuous- therefore once the deck of cards has run out, the pile of played cards should be reshuffled. Power cards The cards of value 4, 5, Jack, Queen, King and the Ace of Spades are special cards which help to save you in situations where you can no longer add to the current value. Play this when only necessary. 4: This card value reserves your turn, and the sequence of players are reversed- therefore the previous player who put down the former card will have to play again and the player before that etc. 5: This card value skips your turn, and the next player in the sequence has to play a card. Jack: This card value increases or decreases the current value by 10. Queen: This card value increases or decreases the current value by 20. King: This card immediately changes the value to 99, regardless of the current value. Ace of Spades: This card restarts the current value to 0. It is usually recommended that one should remove the card from the game after several uses in order to reduce the time playing this game. Courtesy of Kerozene
-------------------------- Anyway, today, we show the world the never say die spirit. Even though all he members sort of dun have cards, we manage to get supply with magic. Class suddenly appear many old cards and we manage to start start start. Even in the hall, the singers were singing like totally creepy and scary songs which can make people's hair stand 90% up. We are totally unaffected as we are curing withdrawl systom that time. Welcome a new member, Mark Lim of 2E to our club. He supplied us with the cards and kinda end with a 3, which insult all of the elites, kinda potential. His shuffing skills is also good. So, he shall be our junior royal dealer. He will have to pass yunting training. And he must always prepare a hand for us whenever he sees us. No matter where, he will have the hand ready. So lets not waste time, royal dealer, give out now
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Look at this crap
-------------------------- Current games in BIG: Tai Tee (taiteelism) 99 5-card draw 7-hand poker Fishing Ferro BlackJack Bridge (bridgelism) *NEW!!!
-------------------------- Anyway, there will be some video posted of the special moves done by some people. So enjoy.
-------------------------- Now from 3E1, Theodoric steps into the BIG for tutorial. We think that he is a very good BIG potential, we will be putting him through trials and of course CPA. We hope to expand more of BIG, even if it is to 3E1... BUT DEFINITELY NOT 3E3!!
-------------------------- K, today, let me annouch that someone in the BIG has been promoted. Pls welcome our new bang master, 撞大师,Pehyu. Why is he called that, cos he will bang people like crazy in daytona, even if u are his teamate, he will still make sure u fly. Such talent has been recognised and appreciated. Since Daytona is one of the game we enjoy, he is give this name. Just liek the Kai master, he will continue to bang people. With the bang master with us, everyone pls be careful.
-------------------------- From left to right: Beston, Jonathan, unknown limb, Weida, Theodoric, Gabriel in The Ring... look at his face! We see a E3 student over there. WTH IS HE DOING THERE??? That's all, of course there'll be more... Kerozene.
-------------------------- As mentioned in the previous post if you remember, we specialise in table tennis (Shu An still OWN Ariston like 11-01!!!), Daytona (Shu An is catching up with Ariston), basketball (Beston is hardcore in that), soccer (Gabriel, Shu An and Ariston the main 3), bowling (Ariston owns Damian and Shu An by luck only) and lastly badminton (Pehyu is a clown there) See? Do not judge BIG as hardcore gambling group. We don't gamble, just play. And we love to insult, even when doing such activites. So join the BIG and insult e3, you get to enjoy such benefits and its the only way to relieve stress if u r on exam stress. Mainly using e3 as punching bags. Even mr yap will be giving out!!! Post by ariston
-------------------------- So, dun stop and continue dreaming, challenge the elites 7 hand poker now. We will always be online when there is challenge
-------------------------- Thank you for your attention to this announcement and hope more people will join BIG.
-------------------------- Play another match during recess. Start ok. Then something interesting happen. Gabriel hand left pair 5(bigger), pair 2 and a snake. My hand left pair 5, pair 2 (bigger) and snake also. Shu An: Pair 5 Gabriel: Pair 5 bigger Shu An and Gabriel: No need to play already Shu An and gabriel got chua dio, look at each other in suprise!! Hahahahaa. Wat the hell. Like first time in history this happen la. Both player like asuming that they finish at the same time, with the same cards and saying the same words right. Anyway, Ariston have the Dance Dance piano version with insulting lyrics now. All we need is to wait for it to be post on this blog. Lets wait.
-------------------------- Hand of the day- 4c 8 8 8 8 5c 5s 10d 10h 10s 9c Qs Ad (Ariston's hand) Worst hand of the day- 5c 6h 7c 7h 7s 8d 9h 9s 10c 10s Jc Qd Qh (Beston's hand) Legend: d-diamonds, c-clubs, h-hearts, s-spades
-------------------------- Ultimate Loser Hand: 3h 4h 5h 6h 7d 3s 4s 5s 6s 8d 8c 9d 9c Ultimate Winner Hand 3c K K K K A A A A 2 2 2 2 Legend: c-clubs, d-diamonds- h-hearts, s-spades
-------------------------- Yunting (the royal dealer)- aka The Gai Master. Chinese: 盖大师 Ariston- aka Jack Boy (beacause he always usually play Jack after small card.) e.g. Some guy- three Ariston- JACK!!! Not only you can gain the nickname, which cause a noticable remark, it shows that you can insult during the game.
-------------------------- Firsty, location is very very important. Like Singapore's strategic location, BIG's main base is also very similar and strategic. Though sandwiched between E1 and E3, the location allows to sense danger coming at both sides of corridors. It provides total protection from the ground floor. Secondly, nowadays most lessons are, like what Beston said, a comfirm lullaby to most of the people. We then the BIG, decided to start this particular club and start small. Success always comes slowly. Initially only 4 memebers, then gradually expanding due to special trademarks and attractive style. Now half of the class are part of BIG. Thirdly, some members are so loyal that they do whatever it takes to protect the BIG. Leon, the special case, always inform us about incoming danger and sometimes the Elites themselves took shift to defend. Leon always gives us the key after school so we can train the newcomers. Lastly, or can say its the best reason, like Singapore, the 'kiasu' citizens always support the PAP (read more about Singapore History, the history of BIG has the same concept). Similarly, the class is supportive to the BIG and thus coming to this day. Soon the entire school will be under BIG control Perhaps we are destinated to be strong in big 2. Because of the name BIG given by Wei Da, and we are 3E2. Add together we get BIG2, commonly known as tai tee or for us, the usual/taiteelism Post by Ariston
-------------------------- ![]() Now, the BIG has expand greatly, certain new post for jobs has been given in the BIG. Ariston, Shu An and Gabriel will take turn to ensure the safety with the BIG, including lesson time, school time and this blog too. This 3 will be in charge of protecting safety. Beston, will be training members into elites. He has been doing a good job. Now, even Cindy, Michelle and Angeline can do at least the ting ting already. Yunting has become the BIG gai master. His job is very simple. Do watever it takes to irritate people. Including gai all the way. And lastly, pehyu, our Tai Tee judge, will decide who to join into the elites base on their commettement, skills and ability to insult. Wit these few new jobs, the BIG will be futher improve and our target, the whole class!!!!
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-------------------------- 10 question. No Time limit. Question 1 Who is the overall BIG chairman? a) Leon b) Liang Yng c) Beston d) Mr Yap Question 2 What should you do before doing the PAIR TEE YEAH?? a) Cough and say no need play already b) Show the cards on the table c) Gain height d) All of the above Question 3 What is the BIG motto? a) Its never too late to do the usual b) There is always time for 1 late game c) What you all waiting for?? START START START d) hack the teacher la, continue!! Question 4 What cannot be done when you are playing a game? a) Shout PAIR TEE YEAH b) Stick cards to opponent face when they say they need something c) Revealing all your good cards on the table d) There is no such thing as 'cannot be done' Question 5 What must be done to become a member? a) Pass your Chinese b) Pass your chemistry c) Pass your biology d) Know how to jump Question 6 Who shout the PAIR TEE YEAH like crazy idiot among the teachers? a) Ms Sultana b) Mr Gng c) Mr Yap d) The best is still Shu An la!!! Question 7 Who is the joker in BIG?? a) Ariston b) Yunting c) Peh Yu d) Mr Yap Question 8 Which is true? Who is the fastest dealer in BIG? a) Yunting b) Ariston c) Shu An d) Definitely not Leon Question 9 Who is the Gambling God for the BIG? a) Hitler b) Ne u?? Ne me?? Ne-Yo!!! c) Fall Out Girls d) No names given. Last Question What is the most insulting thing in the BIG? a) Stick cards to the face b) Ending with 3 club c) Passing 3 or pair three d) Wining by slightly higher card (3 club) (3 Hearts finish!!!) e) Singing Dance Dance BIG lyrics f) Playing in the toilet g) Doing PAIR TEE YEAH on E3 h) ALL of the above, STILL GOT MORE!!! The end of the quiz. Please write down the answer on a piece of foolscap and pass to Gabriel by End of September.
-------------------------- And, there will be a GST, General Surprise Test for the ELITES. People who fail to do at least the ting ting and PAIR TEE YEAH will be downgraded and kick out of the elites. The few who pass will be sent to general office to accept Mr S**** challenge. Good luck. And dun forget to insult!!! U will get PC if u do. PC=Personal Cards.
-------------------------- ![]() Haha, see the spades, club, diamond and hearts??? Thats the way!!! Maybe we shld create one too, cos we are the BIG!!!
-------------------------- A Straight consists of five cards of consecutive rank with mixed suits. A straight with higher ranks beats a lower one, irrespective of the suits of the cards. When the ranks are the same, the suit of the top card determines which is higher. So for example K-Q-J-10-9 beats Q-J-10-9-8, which beats Q-J-10-9-8. Twos do not rank high in straights, but below the 3, so the highest straight is A-K-Q-J-10 including the ace of spades. Aces can be counted as low to make the lowest type of straight 5-4-3-2-A, which is beaten by 6-5-4-3-2 and 7-6-5-4-3. An ace can be used at either end of a straight, but not in the middle, so collections like 3-2-A-K-Q or 2-A-K-Q-J are not valid straights (but there are variations on this rule). When the ranks are the same, the suit of the top card determines which is higher. So for example K-Q-J-10-9 beats Q(Club)-J-10-9-8, which beats Q(diamond)-J-10-9-8. Details can be found on website Rules
-------------------------- Level one Simple illness such as fever, sore eyes, cough, loss of voice, itching and flu. Can be cured only by doing the steps in earlier posts. Level two Whole body including hands, legs, fingers, toes, hairs, all cells in the body vibrating/shaking. Cannot speak properly, cannot move properly. Strike people anything, especially when level one illness is not cured fast. Can only be cured by giving out in toilet. Level three Hearing voices in the brain. It will sound like, PLAY CARDS NOW!!! DUN WASTE TIME, GIVE OUT NOW. WAT ARE U WAITING FOR?? START START START!!! Only way to cure it, to do what it says for 500 years continuously. Level four, which the most fatal. Sleep walking. Not normal sleep walking, but playing cards while sleeping. This includes giving out, playing, doing the PAIR TEE YEAH, and even gaining height. Impossible to wake up, sleep walking for life. Only way to cure this is to dance with the Dance Dance BIG lyrics and also sticking all cards on E3's door, insulting them like crazy, until someone come slap your face, then you can be awaken. Also, even when you are awaken, you will not regain conscious. The only way to regain conscious is to beat E3, which is not a problem, and to beat MR YAP!!!! Last symptom, hopeless case Dreaming of cards, never to be awoken. Cannot move at all. Only way to cure this is to hold any card in the first 15 minutes when this symptom starts, or else it is too late to save. Only way to save after that, is to dream of the gambling god after a period of 700 years.
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-------------------------- Im still loyal to the BIG. Ill always be. But bloody hell, you cant expect me to play taitee all the time, rite? Besides, with the expanding membership of BIG, everybody's gonna realise it sooner or later... We need a second group. Yeah, we do need a second group. its inevitable. sooner or later the whole of haising's gonna noe about us. and i think its time we've expanded as well. but of course not NOW. not when we have exams. especially now EOY exams are held in the hall. sounds fun? i dun think so. since we cant play taitee that openly anyway. thanks to mr g**, i've overheard a conspiracy plot in haising. they plan to propose a taitee club to mr s****, and i think its a good idea. its a VERY good idea. How did i get wind of this? well i was walking to the canteen and i overheard mr g** talking to mr y**. part of the conversation was "we've gonna meet this friday..." i can only thing of one thing. taitee. after all, wat does mr g** and mr y** haf in common? taitee! its gonna be a welcome to the BIG, in any case. and i think its time we took notice of the teachers who have confiscated our cards. when they confiscate cards, it means to them: a new deck! to us: it means a new ally in the staff room. btw i will be coming up with a story about the BIG. an autobiography, if you please. and its gonna be on a massive scale. i intend to interview many people as possible. im like a male rita skeeter. geddit? i dont think so. btw, i was kidding about the taitee club. its kinda useless to create one, since there IS already one. you dont know? you're look at it XD Kerozene.
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-------------------------- E1 sucks with cards But E3's much worse Barely put a card and they get owned by The BIG straight away Laid down with cards too over insulting Tonight it's:"It's time to get owned "Vs "E3 a mother fucker" [Bridge] The BIG's hands down to 2 cards They have the tee spade left a 3 club And it's time for them to do the ting ting So you need some skills to fight them [Chorus] TAITEE It's a total ownage by E2 TAITEE And this is the game we love to play E3 is so pitiful and we know How misery love them They call for back up But we still own them Mr Yap secretly trade cards But even with three tee they still lose [Bridge] Why are the E3 Such a stupid fool They should know that they can't defeat us, Yeah [Chorus] Why are the E3 Such a stupid fool They should know that they can't defeat us They are so pa-thetic but They don't kno-ow that So its time to let them know [Chorus] E3 is so pitiful and we know (and we know) [x2] E3 is so pitiful and we know How misery love them TAITEE [x4] Composed by Beston Lee & posted by Shu An
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-------------------------- Secondly, Dance Dance lyrics has finally been done. Enjoy.
-------------------------- Hand of the day- 2d 3d 4c 5h 6h 5c 10d Jd Jh Kd Kc Ks 2h (ariston's hand) Worse hand of the day- 3d 4d 5d 6d 7d Jd 10c 10d 3s 4c 6h 8d 8s (gabriel's hand)Legend: d-diamonds c- clubs h- hearts s- spades
-------------------------- Anyway, Shu An played like a miracle boy today. He had the most suckiest hand. 2 Picture card, Queen club biggest, followed by jack, then all the small number cards. And he won. Not only is that, he won ariston and 3E3 representive, who both have 3 tees in different games. And Ariston say he will tok diao if he lose. Now, he is saying goodbye to his bird. Hahaha. Shu An is seriously tai ko la. Win with queen hearts when the card played is queen club?? Then win with 10 diamond, when the card is 9 spade.Seriosly the joke of the BIG. No wonder he is at the top. But just now, Shu An and Gabriel, actually wanted to quit cos want to do math. But we knew its impossible for them to quit. Cos they will definitly suffer from withdrawl symtoms.
-------------------------- Anyway, today brought the membership card le. Show to Gabriel they all, they see straight away laugh. But Shu An didn't la, cos come my house see before le ma, see already not amusing. Plus, this card he found de lol. BIG membership lol. Now he seem very uninterested with this stuff le, even though he was the one who created the blog. But in the end, all the posts he created now is like all music, nothing about the BIG le. Looks like he is going to learn from Damian. Now, I think we should really be careful when we play. Especially when Mrs Kang comes to class. or else, Shu An dio again, not happy. That Tau Shuan, really quite poor thing sometimes.
-------------------------- This program is open to all BIG members. Do feel free to aproach us.
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